The Jane Jones Plane
Hey, Annapolis. You KNOW this guy. Breaks my heart that he’s missing. If you’ve seen him since Sunday, call APD 410 268 9000. #rp #missing

Hey, Annapolis. You KNOW this guy. Breaks my heart that he’s missing. If you’ve seen him since Sunday, call APD 410 268 9000. #rp #missing

geekscoutcookies:

Diahann Carroll as Dominique Deveraux on Dynasty (4.26 - “New Lady In Town”).

Please acknowledge the hbic when you see her

Fave. #janejones #chiclifestyle

Fave. #janejones #chiclifestyle

I hate pictures of …. words, but these seemed appropriate.

I hate pictures of …. words, but these seemed appropriate.

Look at me. In the back row. Second from the right. SLAYING. #nostalgiaULTRA #bowdown #chiclifestyle

Look at me. In the back row. Second from the right. SLAYING. #nostalgiaULTRA #bowdown #chiclifestyle

fiftyshadesofmacygray:

Finally a cute post about both of them. :)

fiftyshadesofmacygray:

Finally a cute post about both of them. :)

humansofnewyork:


"Facebook is telling me that everyone has a house, a kid, and a dog. So I’m just trying to calm the fuck down."

humansofnewyork:

"Facebook is telling me that everyone has a house, a kid, and a dog. So I’m just trying to calm the fuck down."

grownladynotebook:

When a black woman loves you,
You are one lucky sonofabitch.

Because our love is heavy
Like molasses.
It coats you
And girds you up.

When a black woman loves you
She loves your spine,
Your skin.
What you do to her insides.

She could give you life
and rhythm,
If you’d let her.

The last line.

Est-ce que tu aimes le sexe? Le sexe. Je veux dire, l’activité physique. Le coït. Tu aimes ça? Tu ne t’interesses pas au sexe? Les hommes pensent que les féministes détestent le sexe, mais c’est une activité très stimulante et naturelle que les femmes adorent.

Do you like sex? Sex. I mean, the physical activity. Coitus. Do you like it? You’re not interested in sex? Men think that feminists hate sex, but it’s a very stimulating and natural activity that women love.

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

Valid.

leonardnimoy:

reblog if your family has a plastic bag with plastic bags inside

knickied:

neoafrican:

I just love this woman

This is unfair to the rest of us. Why you flaw-free… ALL THE DAMN TIME!

This sickening perfection.

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

Goddamn number 7.